Thursday, March 25, 2004

Discovery Of New Planet Predicted By Sai Baba

California, United States.
25 Mar, 2004.

The distant object that some astronomers think could be the Solar System's 10th planet may have been predicted by Sai Baba over twenty years ago.

The new planetary candidate, which has been named Sedna, rotates more slowly on itself than expected, suggesting it may have a satellite orbiting it.

Michael Goldstein, international co-ordinator of the Sathya Sai Organization, rang up the offices of the National Enquirer in a state of frenzy avidly exclaiming that the planetary discovery was spoken about by the Baba in a conversation to his then closest disciple, a Mr. Hislop.

"Just see, mister," said Goldstein, "this book here says,..I am quoting...'Later on they will find another planet. Who cares? They are so silly that they do not even know of the great holes in the sun through which winds rush to regulate the temperature. Who cares if more planets are found? These scientists think they know it all. They should come and sit at my feet, I will teach them a few things!'"

Upon being asked why this information had not been revealed before by Hislop, Goldstein said that these things happen as per the Baba's "leelas" in order to prevent his fame from spreading.

"We always knew that our Swami is 100% correct about everything. Hislop had great faith in him and so do we. Now that this planet has been found, there is no objection to publishing these secret comments collected by Hislop. There will be more to come in the future that will be revealed at the correct time. I have all of his manuscripts and notes."

When our reporter suggested that these events seemed to be all too convenient, Goldstein burst forth in an angry tone: "How dare you accuse my Baba of wrongdoing! You vile demons who tarnish his name will be dragged through the courts for every cent you've got! And you'll have to burn in hell after that!"

With Goldstein becoming more and more abusive, our reporter hung up the call.