Friday, August 15, 2003

Prashanti Council Hunts Mole Within Ranks

August 14, 2003

The Prashanti Council is leaving no stone unturned in their search for the mole within their own organization that tipped off NESBE to the failed commando raid by PC ninjas led by 'Goofy' yesterday morning. NESBE has chosen not to acquiesce to their demands for the return of a packet of ecstasy tablets dropped by one of their commandos in the parking lot. What the PC does not realize is that there is more than one mole feeding us information about their secret meetings and plans for world domination.

The press will not be silenced and the inquisitive public will not be denied their right to know the facts, commando raids or not. Just about now they should be discovering the hidden microphone in the red Swingline stapler they confiscated from our premises. Too late. We already have the secret plans that they wanted to keep 'hush hush'. Also we have it all on tape as the one PC member chased his secretary around the desk and huffed and puffed as he struggled to run with his huge belly hanging over his white trousers shouting out his declarations of love (or was it lust?).