Tuesday, July 16, 2002

Sai Devotees Purchase Nevada Brothel

July 15, 2002
Las Vegas, NV

The International Sai Organization has just purchased a failing house of ill-repute eighty miles south of Las Vegas, The Sinderella Palace. There has already been a schism between the acquired employees and the new management over dress codes.

The Sai officials expect the ladies to greet guests at the door with a polite and smiling "Sai Ram" greeting while dressed in traditional Indian saris, instead of the usual Victoria's Secret and Agent Provocateur lingerie they have invested much of their earnings on recently. They have been told that they have to purchase expensive saris with gold trim out of their own pockets and that this will liberate them from the cycle of birth, death and rebirth, on account of the proceeds going to the mission of their founder, Sri Sathya Sai Baba, whom they believe to be the living god on earth.

Madame Betty Swallocks told reporters, "The whole sari thing is not the worst part, it's those male Sai devotees who expect us to do all kinds of kinky things for money. Most of our girls are only into straight sex, and they deliver the goods in a professional manner. Of course they do give us extra tips not to tell their wives that they have been using our services, but that does not make up for their lack of personal hygiene. I heard they do not even use toilet paper most of the time. Ick!"