Thursday, July 18, 2002

Elvis Sighting at Sai Center

July 17, 2002
Roswell, NM

There has reportedly been an Elvis sighting at a Sai Baba center near Roswell, New Mexico, an area famous for UFO activity. Several witnesses reported seeing the late pop star appear in a blinding flash of light in the middle of an outdoor chanting ceremony.

According to reports he danced around for twenty seconds and then mysteriously vanished into thin air. J. Bock, aged 57 and mother of three, a lifelong Presley fan told reporters, "It was just incredible. I always knew Elvis was a devotee of Swami. There are hidden messages in his song, 'Blue Suede Shoes', which I have been telling people for years, but no one believed me, until now."

The real meaning involves a reference to Sai Baba's feet, which are bluish on occasion and soft like a lotus flower, and suede is soft too. UFO investigators searched the grounds of the ranch for any signs of a landing of extraterrestrials. However, they did not find anything significant, but did unearth a stash of hallucinogenic drugs buried near the center.